So it all kicked off this week in London when a lovely little old lady walked up to a defenseless moggie, gave it a little stroke and, well, you can watch the rest here.
The cat is fine, the owners of the cat have a bona fide internet hit video, and I (and a handful of other taxpayers) are paying for the little old lady to have round the clock police protection.
Thankfully it seems the cat has now been able to exact its revenge. Not sure if I am now going to have to pay for the cat to be given police protection.
The world is, once more, in equilibrium. And on that note, happy long weekend everyone.